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They used to be called jumpolines

But then yo mama jumped on one.

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1. Why did teacher scold the kid in PTA meeting?

Because his dad didn't come

2. What did 1950s kids have that kids don’t have today?

Polio

3. What's common between refrigerators and life support machines?

Both keeps vegetables fresh

4. Why do black people steal hellcats?

Because they're boats and they can't swim

5. Yo mama so fat, she too big to fail.

6. A four letter word that end with gas?

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7. Whats something you can say in the exam hall and in bed?

Mam, I have a doubt.

8. Yo mama so stupid

She stopped at a stop sign until it said "go"

9. Why isn't Jesus homophobic

He got nailed right before he died.

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